Girlfriend gives him an ultimatum: Me or the dog. His response? Brilliant!

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“My girlfriend does not like my beagle, Molly, so I have to re-home her.

She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for four years. She likes to play games. She’s not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps when I work. She only eats the BEST, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite, but she can be mean as hell!

So, if anyone is interested in my 30 year old selfish girlfriend, give me a call. My dog and I want her re-homed ASAP.”

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Talk about a brilliant response! We hope he was able to get his girlfriend rehomed quickly! 🙂

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